Couchmen Release Long Awaited Video Game Sequel

In a shocking announcement, months before E3 was to take place, Couchmen Publishing has announced the release of the long awaited sequel to their hit video game series: The Adventures of Couchmen 3. 

"Explore a dystopian near-future Indianapolis as COUCHMAN to defeat a new source of evil within the marching arts: Marching Health. 

Along the way you'll visit the most legendary Band Hall's across the nation, ridding the world of metronomes, tuners, and other sources of pain for band kids everywhere." 

Couchman 3 is expected to release on June 1st, coming to PS4 and Nintendo Switch. Sorry to the 3 xbox fans out there it just wasn't worth the time